If you've ever paged through a lingerie catalogue or almost walked into one of those life-size cardboard Wonderbra model cut out thingees in a department store, then you've probably found yourself declaring that your diet starts tomorrow or something similarly reactive. You see, lingerie models are a special breed... Immune to wobbly bits below the belly button, completely unaware of the existence of the ever-present armpit fat roll and they seem to be produced with cookie cutter accuracy in perfect sizes. Oh, and when they sit, their taut tummies don't wrinkle like the rest of us mere mortals' do. Or at least these are the things I believed a week ago...