25 signs that you might be a grown up...

• 1. Your potted plants are alive and you’re considering getting a puppy.
• 2. You watch the real-life news more often than E!News.
• 3. You keep more food than wine in the fridge.
• 4. 6AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
• 5. You hear your favourite song on Jacaranda FM.
• 6. You watch the Weather Channel and wear a moisturiser with an SPF in it.
• 7. Your friends marry and make babies instead of margheritas.
• 8. You no longer go on Spring break, you do spring cleaning.
• 9.  You actually know what to wear when the invite says 'smart/casual'
• 10. You're the one calling your complex’s security guards because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the music.
• 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
• 12. You don't know what time Fontana’s closes anymore.
• 13. You would rather have a new dishwasher than a new pair of Nine West slingbacks.
• 14. You serve your friends salad with their dinner rather than a stick of celery in their Bloody Mary.
• 15. A bean bag no longer counts as a 'couch'
• 16. You like going on holiday to places without cellphone reception.
• 17. Dinner and a movie becomes the whole date instead of just the beginning of one.
• 18. Popcorn is no longer considered a meal.
• 19. You go to the drugstore for vitamins and eye cream, not milk thistle and Red Bull.
• 20. A five-litre box of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
• 21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
• 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
• 23. You start buying Fair Lady magazine for the crossword puzzle.
• 24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
• 25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you!